We Make Cash Offers For Hideous Houses!
“My house is hideous and needs work. I want to sell it as-is!”
Is your house still sporting seventies wallpaper and shag carpet? Has deferred maintenance become a big problem in your life? Leaky pipes, a sagging roof, and asbestos don’t scare me! I’m ready to make you an as-is cash offer. You’ll never need to pick up a paintbrush or hire a maintenance crew.
You could call a real estate agent. If you’re brave, you could attempt a, “For Sale By Owner” listing. But agents will want any major repairs completed before advertising the property. And don’t forget that you are still responsible for property taxes, utilities, and lawn maintenance until the house sells. After going through inspections and appraisals, you may be required to make repairs or risk losing the deal.
I can relieve you of all the headaches caused by your hideous house. Also, I’m willing to give you an offer within 24 hours. I have cash available and can close in a week. Imagine leaving all your home’s issues behind you and moving on with your life free and clear!